Hens Lay Eggs

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April Fools Day, 2020

Hogtied Book Tour 

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nCowgirl meets biker … what could go wrong?
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nWhen a biker shoots her sister’s prize steer, champion roper Melanie goes after him. Unfortunately, she doesn’t think it through, and that hot temper puts her squarely in Hammer’s sights. Melanie’s ire only increases when Hammer defuses the dangerous situation by claiming her as his property. If the former Marine and now sergeant-at-arms of the Black Ice Revolution MC thinks she’s his for the taking, he’s sadly mistaken. She wants nothing to do with him, but he’s not about to let this sexy, feisty woman gon

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Excerpt 

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nMelanie wanted to stomp her foot like a child, but she heard and saw the truth in what he said. 
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n“Tell them I’m your girlfriend if you want, but I’m living here.” 
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nThe biker gave her a small smile and shook his head. “Ain’t gonna work that way, sugar. They need to see you with me.”
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n“But I don’t want—”
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n“Do you want to see your father and sister hurt and your livestock killed?”
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nShe blanched. “Surely, you don’t think they’d do that?” 
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n“You hurt their pride, girl. Men like that—”
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n“You mean men like you,” she accused. 
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nHe continued speaking as though she hadn’t interrupted. “—won’t take that lying down.”
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n“That greasy fool killed my sister’s prized steer,” she insisted. “We’re the ones insulted, not them.”
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nHe pulled a thick envelope from his back pocket and handed it to Melanie’s father. “Sir, here’s the money for the steer. Prez of Satan’s Dogs ain’t entirely unreasonable.”
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nThat last sentence was a lie. The president of Satan’s Dogs refused to part with so much as a dollar in recompense for the steer Lowball killed. Hammer’s bank account absorbed the expense. His honor demanded it.
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nThe old man took the envelope from his hand, but didn’t open it. His faded blue eyes flickered over the tattoo on the biker’s upper arm. Something flickered in his gaze. He gave a curt nod and murmured, “Semper fi.”
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nHammer nodded, knowing that the old man accept- ed his word and counted upon his honor as a fellow Marine and veteran. He repeated the acknowledgement, “Semper fi.”
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nMelanie groaned and her knees weakened. “Oh, God, Daddy, you’re not going to trust him just because he used to be a Marine?”
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n“Once a Marine, always a Marine,” her father muttered, the words almost lost beneath the sound of impatient neighs coming from the barn.n

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Singing the pandemic blues

Truthfully, the COVID-19 pandemic and subsequent social lockdown hasn’t affected my daily life much at all. What it has affected is my business.

Many have posted on LinkedIn, Facebook, and other places that the national quarantine’s enforced inactivity can be put to creative use. Learn a new craft or work on a new project. Perhaps you have a story simmering in the back of your mind that you always meant to write, but never had the time or inclination to start. Now’s the time, folks! If you have rough draft, take this time to self-edit and refine the content and find an editor. (I’m available!) If you’ve thought of starting a blog, you’ll never have a better chance. If the idea of writing gives you the willies–but you know you have a great idea–then look into hiring a ghostwriter. (I’m available!)

Or maybe, just maybe, occupy your time by reading a book or six. Buy them. The overwhelming majority of authors do not earn a living wage from royalties, so they appreciate every sale. 

The lockdown will result in many businesses shuttering forever, especially small businesses that can’t afford to pay their employees when they’re not selling enough (or at all) to cover expenses. The effect will ripple with unemployment figures soaring and the unemployed turning to the government for help. The Great Recession from 2007 – 2009 will feel like a mere blip on the historical timeline of world economics.

People who have never had the opportunity to work from home now have the opportunity to try it out and determine whether it suits them. Those who lose their jobs may join the gig economy, starting up small businesses of their own.  Others may decide to retire early. Businesses that survive the oncoming recession–perhaps even depression–may find themselves fishing in an even more shallow labor pool than before. The gig economy will explode, becoming a brutal environment that chews up and spits out freelancers like an asphalt milling machine.

It won’t be pretty.

I knew the lockdown would have a negative effect on my finances and it has. Already hard to come by, gigs have grown even more scarce. Worse, take a look at the major freelance platforms (Fiverr, Upwork, Guru) to see that cheap buyers are demanding even higher word counts on tighter deadlines for a lot less than the already insultingly paltry fees offered.

It’s enough to make any freelancer weep.

What really makes me despair is the number of vendors who accept these terrible projects with their low, low fees. They–and the opportunistic thieves who offer such projects–undercut and undervalue the services we freelancers provide.

I can’t complain too much, though, as my husband is one of those employed by an “essential service.” He’s still working. If it weren’t for him, we’d be in a world of hurt.

So, with the “extra” time I have resulting from an abrupt and huge slow-down of work, I obviously have more time to work on the latest manuscript. And I have. I expect to finish the draft within another week or two, at which time it will be turned over to my editor, so she can work her magic on it.

I have created some possible covers for the new book.

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March Book of the Month 

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nAridis: Concubine’s daughter, emperor’s sister, and the provincial queen of Imenotash
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nEdan: Peasant’s son, mystic warrior, and captain of the palace guard of Imenotash
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nGiroch: Emperor of the Harudin Empire and unable to produce an heir of his own body.
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nA dangerous class of wills erupts when an intelligent and strong-willed woman with deadly secrets defies the Harudin emperor by marrying her peasant-born captain of the guard, who has lethal secrets of his own. Emperor Giroch gets his cruel revenge by threatening them both with death unless they bow down to cruel humiliation designed to destroy them and produce an heir. They find an unlikely ally and risk everything in a desperate gamble to obtain freedom from cruel tyranny. Along the way, their mutual respect is tested and begins to transform. Will they achieve freedom, love, and happiness, or will their enemies and deadly secrets destroy them?
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nThis fantasy romance novella contains mature content not suitable for readers under 18 years old. 
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nREVIEW BY AUTHORS TALK ABOUT IT:
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nA most unique fantasy, The Falcon of Imenotash rejects the common tropes of the fantasy genre; instead, it is a creative, distinctive, incredibly memorable work that incorporates everything from strict politics to mystical shapeshifting. It is exceptionally well-written, whether the scene is a battle, an act of lovemaking, or one of cruelty and abuse. Holly Bargo’s strong, tactful, and descriptive writing leaves the reader wanting more, chapter after chapter and long after the book is finished. The Falcon of Imenotash is a spectacular novel, captivating from beginning to end, and a most fulfilling read for anyone searching for a great fantasy novel that isn’t just the same old fluff.n

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Chapter 1 Excerpt 

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nFrom two steps behind and slightly off to the right, he watched his lady walk with stately grace and ignore the thinly veiled sneers of contempt, jealousy, avarice, and resentment from the provincial kings who sat in their imposing thrones that lined the great hall. Captain Edan Morrellen, captain of the palace guard and all military personnel of Imenotash, regarded his lady only with pride and loyalty. She’d done much good for the province, leading it back to productivity and prosperity after a generation of greedy, shortsighted, and careless rulers.
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nIt mattered not to him that a woman ruled. She’d proven herself more than capable. He served her with pride.
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nShe stopped a respectful distance from the gilded throne and bowed deeply, again showing the proper respect, and murmured, “Your Majesty. I have come as you bade me.”
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nGiroch, emperor of the Harudin Empire, stroked his bearded chin and nodded.
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n“Welcome, Aridis. It is good to see you again, sister.”
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nEdan’s queen nodded and replied in kind, “And it is a pleasure to see you again, your Majesty.”
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n“We shall speak privately later,” the emperor stated, not bothering to check whether Aridis had time in her busy schedule to accommodate him. He was the emperor; everyone always had time to accommodate him. He glanced at the captain of Aridis’ guard and added, “Do you feel an armed escort necessary within the walls of your old home, sister?”
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nHer expression remaining serenely impassive, the provincial queen simply replied, “It is law that no woman approach the emperor without male escort. Captain Edan accompanied me on the journey to the capital and is more than capable of serving as my escort here.”
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nThe emperor nodded his acceptance of the captain’s double duty and waved his hand in dismissal. Aridis bowed deeply again and retreated to the empty throne in the great hall, the throne assigned to her province. Maintaining a protective, yet still respectful, distance between himself and his lady, Edan escorted her down the long, marble-floored room. He discreetly pulled a clean handkerchief from a coat pocket and wiped the throne’s surface clean of whatever nasty substance one of her peers had spilled on it. Their resentment, envy, and greed spurred them to such petty, mean-spirited attacks and he despised them for it.
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n“Thank you, Captain,” she murmured as she shrugged off her cape and draped it over the seat to protect her gown. “Drop the handkerchief on the floor. A servant will clean it for you.”
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nHe obeyed and took his place beside his queen’s seat while the next provincial ruler answered their emperor’s summons to present himself and be acknowledged. He stood straight and tall and attentive. She sat straight and tall and attentive. Both knew their places and conducted themselves with dignity, while keeping keen watch over the proceedings and the powerful men who surrounded them.
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nWhen Giroch finally decided to take a break for his midday meal, those assembled, either at his command or in supplication, also departed. Edan accompanied his lady, his soldiers falling into step behind him as she led her company to the quarters customarily reserved for the ruler of the backwater province of Imenotash.
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nThe emperor’s servants had set out a feast of roasted meats, seasoned vegetables, exotic fruits, and sweet cakes. Edan could not help that his belly rumbled eagerly at the heady fragrance.
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n“Gentlemen, fill your plates,” their lady commanded.
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n“My lady, you should choose first,” Edan protested.
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nShe turned large, dark eyes upon him and did not smile. “There is more than sufficient here to feed us all. And, truthfully, I am not very hungry.” She gestured toward the tables groaning beneath the burden of comestibles. “Eat, for you and your men are hungry. I shall be content with whatever is left.”
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nThe command in her voice brooked no objection. He nodded and bowed and picked up a plate. Following his example, each of the eleven other warriors served themselves and carried their heaping plates to a courtyard outside where they could breathe fresh air and enjoy the early spring sunshine as they ate.
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n“Stay, please,” Aridis requested of her captain. “I would listen to your observations of this morning’s events.” n

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Hard boiled, scrambled, over easy, and sunny side up: eggs are the musings of Holly Bargo, the pseudonym for the author.

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